What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:35

Dr No
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
How do I become mentally strong?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service